Alright white people, ya know, when this things all over i think im going to be so dark that i wont be able to be caucasiaun anymore... and no, probably not poly either, ill be too skinny :( ha, just some freaky looking thing more like it...
So todays been nuts, and we moved our house, and i really dont
have much time, because good old elder hicks decided, hey, lets go teach
more lessons on pday and now im realizing i dont have anytime to
write... oh well, youll get over it...
But, saturday was the funniest thing ever, so i have to tell
you about it. So some other elders in our district found a lady whose
been taking lessons from the j-dubs (jehova witnesses, thanks jord for
the nickname) and this lady wanted to know which one of us was right, so
she set up an appointment with elders and jdubs at the same time, and
these elders called us in the help cuz let me tell ya, jdubs our our
specialty... we get there... the the jehovas witnesses missionaries
didnt show up... ha, sucked, until we found out why, the lady wanted us
to teach her too.... lol, shes crazy. no litterally, crazy. we asked
her the first question we ask every person who is god for her??? yeah,
apparently shes seen god (or so she says, everything she says
contradicts the scriptures so hard) but it was exciting... i mean,
apprently.. actually no, i will not share what she shared with us, so
much apostasy... hahaha but it was really funny, she was really funny,
and then we tried teaching the resturation and my idiot comp decided to
share a scripture in the bible talking about how profets and how they
talk to god face to face and all that stuff and now this lady thinks
shes a profet and has told just about every single person she knows...
awww, we set up another appointment with her because like yeah we need
to figure out whats going on with her because shes wack, but hey, idk,
maybe she knows something that we dont ;) hahaha if that wasnt crazy
enough we taught margaritas mom right after (yeah the one who is
straight off an indian reservation here who speaks a dead language and
understands about 15 percent... hahahahaha imagine that, a know it all
mexican whose super frustrated, a huge white dude who doesnt understand
that well, and then this sister (we still dont understand her name so i
am not oging to spell it) hahaha she just laughs when she doesnt
understand which is always and is always stitching together sombreros
out of leaves from her front yard. hahaha so cool, but every time we try
to pray with her she just starts reciting catholic prayers, im pretty
sure thats about all she understands about the gospel, oh well, esta
bien, we had fun and she learned something... welll, probably not but
its fine...
To top it all off saturday night we went by gabriel one of our
best investigators and he just decided he wasnt making enough money to
take sunday off so he just opened a hamburger restaurent stand idk what
it is... lol, so funny, so mexican, so awesome... and honestly, those
burgers are so good. except it added to my diarreah, oh well.
On a more spiritual note, i really lam so
grateful to be here, it really is an eyeopener to be here and to
realixze how blessed we are to live in such a great country, give thanks
to god tonight!!! love ya all, keep the faith!
elda hicks
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